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BIRTH

May 10, 2026

BIRTH

HERE IS A FIRST HAND VIEW OF THE NUT FATHER EMERGING FROM HIS COCOON

BRIEF ENCOUNTERS!

Policies & Terms

Everything you need to know about our policies

No Returns.

Yeah… once underwear has touched your nuts, it’s yours forever.

Due to hygiene reasons, all Nutties sales are final.
We cannot accept returns or exchanges once your order has shipped.

Nobody wants second-hand sack support.

Ordered the Wrong Size?

Double-check the sizing chart before ordering.
Your boys deserve the right fit.

If you’re unsure, reach out before buying and we’ll help you out.

Damaged or Wrong Order?

If we messed up, we’ll fix it faster than you can say “my balls need breathing room.”

Email info@nutties.co.uk within 7 days of delivery with:

Your order number
What went wrong
Photos if needed

We’ll sort it.

Lost or Stolen Packages

Once your package is marked delivered, it’s officially out of our hands and into yours (hopefully).

If your order disappears, contact the shipping carrier directly.

Questions?

Hit us up at info@nutties.co.uk

Nutties:
Protecting nuts. Not accepting them back.

Fast Nuts.

We work hard to get your package to your doorstep ASAP.

All orders are processed within 1–3 business days (unless we’re too busy protecting nuts worldwide).

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link so you can obsessively refresh it every 12 minutes.

UK Shipping

Standard Shipping: 2–4 business days
Express Shipping: 1–2 business days

Shipping rates are calculated at checkout.

International Shipping

Yep — Nutties travels internationally.

Delivery times vary depending on location, customs, and how fast your local postal service moves when underwear is involved.

Customers are responsible for any customs fees or import charges.

Delays

Sometimes shipping carriers move slower than a guy putting skinny jeans on after leg day.

While we’ll always help where we can, shipping delays are unfortunately outside our control.

Incorrect Addresses

Please make sure your shipping address is correct before placing your order.

If you accidentally send your Nutties to your ex’s house, there’s only so much we can do.

Lost or Stolen Packages

Once tracking says “Delivered,” responsibility passes to you and the shipping carrier.

If your package goes missing, contact the courier directly first — then feel free to reach out and we’ll try to help.

Questions?

Email us anytime at info@nutties.co.uk

Nutties:
Supporting your package. Shipping packages.

Your Privacy Matters.

Unlike your group chat, we keep things confidential.

At Nutties, we respect your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal information when you visit or shop on our website.

What We Collect

When you place an order or use our site, we may collect:

Your name
Email address
Shipping & billing address
Payment information
Phone number
Browsing and device data (cookies, analytics, etc.)

Basically: the normal internet stuff.
Not your search history. Relax.

How We Use Your Information

We use your information to:

Process and ship your orders
Send order updates
Improve our website and products
Respond to customer support requests
Occasionally send marketing emails (only if you’ve signed up)

No spam. No weirdness. No selling your data to “hot singles in your area.”

Payments

All payments are processed securely through trusted third-party payment providers.

We do not store your full payment details.

Because honestly, we don’t want that responsibility.

Cookies

Yes, we use cookies.
The website kind — not the chocolate chip kind.

Cookies help improve your browsing experience and allow us to understand how people use the site.

You can disable cookies in your browser settings if you prefer.

Third Parties

We may share limited information with trusted services that help us operate our business, including:

Payment processors
Shipping providers
Website analytics tools
Email marketing platforms

Only what’s necessary. Your nuts are safe with us.

Your Rights

You can request to:

Access your personal data
Correct your information
Delete your information
Unsubscribe from marketing emails at any time

Just email us at info@nutties.co.uk

Policy Updates

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time.

If anything major changes, we’ll update it here — no sneaky business.

Contact

Questions about privacy?

Email: info@nutties.co.uk

Nutties:
Keeping your data as protected as your nuts should be.

Welcome to Nutties.

By using our website or buying our glorious underwear, you agree to the following terms.

Basically: don’t do weird stuff, and we’ll get along just fine.

Orders

All orders are subject to availability and acceptance.

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders at any time, especially if:

Fraud is suspected
Pricing errors occur
Someone tries ordering 400 pairs at 3am from a microwave

If your order is cancelled after payment, you’ll receive a refund.

Pricing

All prices are listed in GBP (£) unless stated otherwise.

We try our best to keep pricing accurate, but occasionally technology has a meltdown.

If there’s a pricing mistake, we reserve the right to cancel the order and refund you.

Shipping

Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees.

Once your order has shipped, delays caused by couriers, customs, weather, or acts of God are outside our control.

If your package gets launched into another dimension by the postal service, we’ll still try to help.

Returns & Refunds

Due to hygiene reasons, all Nutties sales are final.

Once underwear has touched your nuts, it cannot be returned.

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 7 days at info@nutties.co.uk

Product Use

Nutties products are designed for everyday wear and maximum comfort.

We are not responsible for:

Overconfidence
Excessive compliments
Random confidence boosts
People asking where you got your underwear

Wear responsibly.

Intellectual Property

All content on the Nutties website — including logos, designs, graphics, photos, and text — belongs to Nutties.

Don’t copy it.
That’s weird.

Privacy

Your use of our site is also governed by our Privacy Policy.

We respect your data and do not sell your personal information.

Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Nutties shall not be liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from the use of our products or website.

Even legendary underwear has limits.

Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms & Conditions from time to time.

Continued use of the site means you accept any updated terms.

Contact

Questions? Complaints? Nut-related emergencies?

Email us at info@nutties.co.uk

Nutties:
Legally covering our ass while comfortably covering yours.

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